윔피 키드 영어일기 Writing Diary with a Wimpy Kid

Day 1 Starting a Diary
This is a Journal, not a diary

Day 2 School Life
We got assigned to reading groups

Day 3 What I’m Good at
I am SUPER good at video games

Day 4 My Parents
Mom has a totally different style

Day 5 School Elections
Student government elections are coming up

Day 6 The Haunted House
We came up with an awesome plan for our haunted house

Day 7 Halloween Day
We were supposed to start trick-or-treating

Day 8 Phys Ed Class
The boys will be doing a wrestling unit

Day 9 My Resolution
I decided to gain my weight in MUSCLE

Day 10 School Tests
Today in Geography we had a quiz

Day 11 School Play
Tonight was the big school production

Day 12 Christmas Presents
Uncle Charlie brought a big trash bag full of gifts
Day 13 Thank-You Cards
It’s not easy writing thank-you notes

Day 14 Popularity
Rowley’s injury thing is a pretty good racket

Day 15 School Assignments
We have to build a robot

Day 16 On a Snowy Day
It snowed for the first time this winter

Day 17 Teamwork
We decided to do a cartoon together

Day 18 Parents’ Advice
I didn’t know what to do

Day 19 Relationships with Friends
Rowley has been TOTALLY giving me the cold shoulder lately

Day 20 Substitute Teacher
Guess who the substitute teacher was?

Answer

먼저 짚고 넘어가야 할 것이 있다.
이것은 단순한 일기가 아니라 내 생활에 대한 특별한 기록이라는 점이다.
표지에 뭐라고 써 있는지 나도 알지만,
엄마가 이것을 사러 나가실 때 나는 표지에 ‘일기장’이라고 쓰여 있지 않은 것을
사 오시라고 특별히 말했다.
그래, 좋다. 내가 원하는 건 어떤 멍청이가 내가 이 일기장을 들고 다니는 걸
보고 오해하는 것이니까(오해할까 봐 걱정이야).

First of all, let me get something straight:
This is a JOURNAL, not a diary.
I know what it says on the cover,
but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told
her to get one that didn’t say “diary” on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book
around and get the wrong idea.